Archive for August 5th, 2015


police restraint

Old Lady with Assault Rifle


A police officer called the station on his radio.

“I have an interesting case here.

“An old lady shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested the woman?”

“Not yet. The floor’s still wet.”


(Many thanks to my friend Dusty for passing on this story.)



Groove of the Day

Listen to Jakob performing “A Lesson In Restraint”


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